Tag Dirembat Lagi - Ditag oleh Cik Nurulaimi

THE SELF
[01] Real name: Muhammad Shukri.
[02] Nickname: Manap, Shuk, Kiki.
[03] Married: Kencing tak lurus nak kahwin!
[04] Zodiac Sign: Virgo.
[05] Gender: Lelaki Sejati.
[06] Age: 20.
[07] High School: SMK La Salle Sentul, Methodist Boys School Sentul.
[08] College: Cosmopoint also known as KLMUC.
[09] Height: 165 cm.
[10] Weight: 82 kg.
[11] Do you like yourself: Suka hidung aku, besar.
[12] Piercings: Apa jadah jantan pakai piercings.
[13] Right or left: Kanan lah.
[14] Are you a freak : Kadang-kadang.
[15] Hair: short hair: Pendek je, smart.
[16] Skin: Rasa cerah kot.
[17] Allergic: Apa jadah nak allergic.
[18] What are you doing now: Jawab tag ni, dengar lagu Seize The Day (Avenged Sevenfold).
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: Jemput kakak balik kerja.
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: Dah ada career, berkahwin, ada anak.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Mother.
[22] Siblings(included you): Dua.
[23] Eldest: Kakak aku.
[24] Youngest: Aku.
[25] Love/hate your family: Binatang pun sayang keluarga mereka..

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Tunggu second half nanti, ahahah!.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Sape jer, aku pun tak tahu.
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Aku tak memilih.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Times? ntah, tak ingat.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): Apa woo-woo ni!!
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): Apa jadah nak woo-woo ni!
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Ntah. Second half ok jer! ahahha.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Panas baran.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Apa jadah nak marah-marah. Relex sudey!!
[35] You with your other half since: Arrrgghhh, apa jadah soalan kau bagi ni!!
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Aku selalu jalan straight kalau nak pergi berak. hahah!!
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Aku rasa nak hentak jer kau ni!! hahaha!
[38] You and your other half in which stage: No comment.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: Asyik woo-woo je.
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Kahwin? Habuk takde nak kahwin apanya! Soalan ntah apa-apa.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Azaher a.k.a jiran aku.
[42] Your first enemy: Ntah, ada ke??
[43] The friends you love the most: sahabat-sahabat masa sekolah rendah dulu.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): Ntah, masalahnya ada ker??
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Semua beautiful, ciptaan Tuhan mana tak beautiful.
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: Huahuahuah. Apa jadah soalan ni!
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Ntah, tak sedar diri kot.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Tak paham bahasa.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Hampir-hampir.
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Maybe.
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Ada. Aku tikam balik, apa susah!.
[52] If your friend betray you: Ada. Aku betray balik, senang.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Dari tadi asyik woo-woo jer, aku tahu John Woo jer.
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: Pelik. Gila agaknya dia tu jatuh cinta dengan aku.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Ntah, no comment.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Ntah.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Buatlah tapi last minute.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Cikgu Sharifah a.k.a Sarjan Pah
[59] Always late to school/college: Lambatlah gak janji aku pergi sekolah.
[60] Your class: Selalunya kelas aku mesti kacau-bilau. Best!
[61] You love your seniors: Apa jadah, aku bukan gay. Sekolah aku lelaki je lah buduh!!
[62] Senior who you love the most: Dah berapa kali aku cakap.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Hahaha. Macam-macam ada.
[64] Excellent result classmate: Hahaha. Kuraiza a.k.a idola.
[65] Laziest classmate: Aku lah sape lagi. Hahaha!

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Semua smart.
[67] Stupid people: Ada ker?
[68] Good looking people: Sama je semua.
[69] Ugly people: Aku kot.
[70] Funny people: Dah funny takkan nak sedih plak.
[71] Cute people: Aku comel tang hidung.
[72] Bad people: Semua jahat, sama je.
[73] Honest people: Budak-budak Tom-Tom Bak.
[74] Acting people: Tak sedar diri..
[75] You are what kind of people: Aku? Ntah.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Hidung takde ker?
[77] Hugs or kisses: Kiss lah, baru stim. ahahah!
[78] Shorter or taller: Aku pendek.
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: Spontan
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Perut aku buncit skit, hidung aku besar.
[81] Listener or talker: Dua2 boleh.
[82] Romantic or rich: Ntah.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Bapa yang baik selalunya akan menjadi suami yang baik. Macam arwah bapa aku.

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: 28 tahun.
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Nak 2 orang :P
[86] Career: Scriptwriter.
[87] Salary: Memadai sudey.
[88] Retirement age: Kalau career aku tercapai, aku akan menulis sampai akhir hayat.
[89] Properties value: Belum ada.
[90] Wishes: Semoga hidup ini diterangi.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Aku
[92] Aku lah
[93] Aku lagi
[94] Aku jugak

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